Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Chess and girls

Two girlzz were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
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girl 1-
Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe
hai.
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girl 2:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi
bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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The joke doesn't end here either:O
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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.
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Boy:
Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.
both girlzz:
Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara
doge.
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Boy:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.
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both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
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Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
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both girlzz:
Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD
The joke still doesn't end.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur
ladka whan se
chala jata hai.
girl 1:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left
hand se bhi hara diya usne.
girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):
Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
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girl1:
Kaise?
girl 2:
Saala lefty hi hoga !!! :p :D

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