Sunday, June 7, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Few funny facts
These funny facts may not be facts at all.
We believe these facts to be true, we also believe in Santa Claus.
We therefore take no responsibility for your actions if you act on one of our facts.
Think About It
Death is hereditary.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
Smoking is a dying art.
You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.
Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
We believe these facts to be true, we also believe in Santa Claus.
We therefore take no responsibility for your actions if you act on one of our facts.
Think About It
Death is hereditary.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
Smoking is a dying art.
You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.
Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
I got this in an email....post any more you might have....
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