Thursday, April 24, 2014

Admission process to a mental hospital

In a mental hospital a journalist asked a doctor how do you determine weather to admit a mental patient or not.

Doctor: Well....we'd fill a bathtub with water and then give a teaspoon, a glass and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub. 

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket caz it's bigger.

Doctor: No a normal person would pull the drain plug. Please go to bed no 39. We'll start further investigations on you.
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You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed no 40. Share quickly, there are still some more beds available....

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