Men vs Women
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends
Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: Because your always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Q: Why did God make woman last?
A: He didn't want someone telling him what to do.
Now, here is a similarity:
Q: Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be hell
Q: Why do only 10% of women make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be hell
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