Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall...
"Please keep the curtains closed..."
"Ur love may be blind
But...
Our staff is not..."
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Thought of the day
Vision for the future is better than the memories of the past.
And what does that mean??
That rather than thinking about yesterday's hangover, think where to party tonight...lolz.
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Who said car names don't have meanings
FIAT
Failure
In Italian
Automotive
Technology
FORD
For
Only
Rough
Drivers
HYUNDAI
Hope
You
Understand
Nothing
Drivable
And
Inexpensive
VOLVO
Very
Odd
Looking
Vehicular
Object
PORSCHE
Proof
Of
Rich
Spoilt
Children
Having
Everything
OPEL
Old
People
Enjoying
Life
TOYOTA
The
One
You
Only
Trust
Always
HONDA
Hanged
Over
Now
Driving
Away
BMW
Biggest
Money
Waste
AUDI
Automated
Unwanted
Debt
Invitation
Mercedes
Maximum
Enthusiasm
Recurring
Cost
Ego
Developed
Eagerness to
Sell
and the Grand Finale..
MARUTI
Made
According to
Roads
Users
Typically
Indian
and the Great Grand Finale..
TATA
TRY
Again
TRY
Again
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Sanskrit teacher :
What is the meaning of
'tamso maa jyotirgamaya.'
Santa said :
'tu so ja maa,
main jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon'
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Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?
..
Student: Google is a Girl.....
Because it won't let you complete
The whole sentence and start guessing,
Suggesting..
And
You ask only one question..
But get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds..
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Object oriented thinking.......
A boy tries to look inside a girls shirt in a class.
Girl: it is bad manners
Boy: no it is not
Girl: why??
Boy: "Members of the same class can access private data"
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