Some light refreshments ;)

After popular demand from all husbands a new app called 'Panic' is launched..
You just say 'Wife' and...

It closes all websites,
Hides all chats with females,
Hides all special folders and
Puts the wallpaper as your
Wife's photograph !!!

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Wife will always be wife...
An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted.
She told the artist to paint her with
A diamond necklace and diamond ear-rings,
Emerald bracelets,
A broach of ruby and
A gold Rolex.
The confused artist: But, you aren't wearing them, nothing of them.
Old lady: I know. But if I die before my husband, I am sure he will remarry...
And I want his new wife to go crazy looking and searching for the jewellery..

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Judge-: Kya proof hai ki tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the..?

Man-: Main meri wife ko lene Sasural ja raha tha..,

Judge: Riha kar do is Masooooom ko..!

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And finally some scrabble, I got this in a forward, someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!)

1. DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
A SPARKLING DRIVE

2. PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

3. MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

4. DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

5. ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

6. DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

7. THE EYES
When you rearrange  
THEY SEE

8. A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE


MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER...