Showing posts with label Chess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chess. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Chess and girls

Two girlzz were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
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girl 1-
Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe
hai.
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girl 2:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi
bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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The joke doesn't end here either:O
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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.
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Boy:
Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.
both girlzz:
Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara
doge.
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Boy:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.
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both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
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Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
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both girlzz:
Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD
The joke still doesn't end.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur
ladka whan se
chala jata hai.
girl 1:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left
hand se bhi hara diya usne.
girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):
Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
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girl1:
Kaise?
girl 2:
Saala lefty hi hoga !!! :p :D